Complaints? She haz them.
Starring: Clove.
“That camera is TOO LOUD! You’re always holding that camera when you could be holding ME!”
“You need a pedicure! Looking at your ugly feet is making me wanna BARF!”
“I’m hungry! And I have to walk all the way to the other side of the room to get to the food! I’ll probably starve first!”
“I AM FAINT FROM HUNGER!”
“I can barely stand to lick my reflection, this mirror is so gross! I don’t care if you cleaned it yesterday, you didn’t clean it today!”
“That’s too HIGH. I can’t REACH that! And some of your former fosters WHO YOU CLEARLY LOVE MORE THAN ME pulled all the feathers off! What use is a feather teaser without feathers!”
“YOUR LEGS ARE SO WHITE THEY’RE BLINDING MEEEEEEEEEE!”
“Cori is breathing in my FACE and her breath smells like gross stinky nasty grossness!”
“That is STILL too high, and I can’t reach it I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO TRY!”
“YOU are not PETTING me RIGHT. Can’t you do anything properly?”
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Alice vs. the Robin.
Slowly….
slowwwwwwly…
EVER so slowly and patiently the mighty huntress creeps toward the tasty, tasty Robin.
But then she lost sight of her goal and got too excited and pounced far too early, and off flew the Robin to a safe spot.
“Drat!”
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Previously
2010: Rough life, boys.
2009: No entry.
2008: No entry.
2007: Which reminds me, last time I had a sit-down with The Lord, The Lord informed me that doing what might lead to business on Sunday is FORBIDDEN, but abandoning as many of His Creatures to fend for themselves and be hit by cars and lay dying on the side of the road is A-OK with Him! It’s in the Bible!
2006: No entry.
2005: Poop Watch v. 2.0, currently in progress.
Robyn – Thanks! Any day that I can start off laughing at little Clove’s complaints won’t be all bad!
I love love love watching cats stalk! My Lucy, a very large torti, stalked a bird for about 75 feet last week. Hopefully Alice will catch her robin one day!
Alice is adorable, but I’m on the robin’s side!
Awwwww but Clove is still super adorable and so cute no matter what she does – awww! She’s a delicate little kitty!!!!
Awww Alice!! Best to just have a lie down!! 🙂 Take care
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Too funny! A great way to start the day.
Clove! Wah wah wah! Did you survive long enough to get some Babycat?
Clove is obviously a girl with plenty of cattitude. 🙂
Is she as vocal as she seems to be?
Well, I have no complaints about Clove’s complaining. She does it about as cute as complaining can be done!
And I’m kind of glad the robin didn’t get it. 😉
Clove, you are PURFECT!! Would a kiss be too much to ask?
Don’t worry Alice, the best Robyn is waiting for you inside the house.
Clove is so mouthy! Mouthy MOUTHERTON!
This video should amuse Clove – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go43XeW6Wg4. It’s a cat playing in a hamsterball! Do the cats watch video? heh
Wow, Clove sounds like my daughter.
Clove is so precious! Those tiny teeth kill me!
Oh Robyn, excellent Clove captions! funny and adorable at the same time! that’s one kitteh with ‘tude! (Hey Fred, I think you should keep her!)
Go Alice! any day now…
You know, Sam brought a dove in while I was at work, showed it around the house, offered it a shower and when it kept saying no to everything i’m pretty sure he shook it to death! sigh. kids!
Hey Robyn, you know how entertaining I am, well why do people set up their blogs so I can’t leave comments? Not for Dorfy! not for princess jasmine! not for wmd! and others, too!it’s just not right i tell you…
Clove my dear, are you a talker as well as a lap cat? Awwwww. *cuddles* What a doll.
Sorry Alice, but I’m going to have to side with the robin here. Glad it got away.
I am with everyone who is thankful the Robin got away. Sorry, Alice, but it is NOT like you are starving for a meal! 🙂
Clove…kisses baby! (My Lola has a lot to say, too – only 3 mths old).