I’m on vacation, so have pre-written and scheduled posts for while I’m gone.
I’ll be posting on Instagram while I’m gone (which automatically posts to the Love & Hisses Facebook page as well as Tumblr). If you’re not on Instagram, Facebook or Tumblr, no worries – I’ll do a massive roundup post once I’m home from vacation, so you won’t miss anything.
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Archie & Stefan: Frenemies.
“Frenemies” is probably an overstatement, since they’re never really FRIENDS. They’ll just sometimes put up with (ignore) each other, like so:
Other times, Archie will fume from a distance.
“LOOK at his stupid orange self, sitting there like he OWNS the place, all dumb and happy. God, I hate him.”
“I HATE HIM, LADY.”
But then – usually when Stefan gets too close to Archie or looks at Archie or thinks about looking at Archie from too close, Archie takes offense, and he has to TELL STEFAN HOW IT IS.
I mean, that IS awfully close to Archie, but I suspect that Stefan thought moseying by Archie’s back end would be better than moseying by Archie’s bitin’ end, and Archie thought otherwise.
However, while Archie has an extensive vocabulary of very rude words, he’s never the one to deal the first blow. Archie’s mouth will write the checks, but Stefan’s whappin’ paw will cash them.
This confrontation was all talk – I eventually went out there to make a video (I mean, DUH) and then scooped Stefan up and brought him inside.
This is what an Archie-Stefan confrontation sounds like.
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Previously
2015: Archie is a member of the Clean Plate Club.
2014: Grant has a think.
2013: “Iiiiiiiiiii am just a poor wee babyyyyyyy!”
2012: “I am smart enough, I din’t need no tutoring!”
2011: It’s sad, how tense Ciara is.
2010: No entry.
2009: No entry.
2008: Kittens, fighting.
2007: No entry.
2006: No entry.
2005: No entry.
Enjoy your vacation!
The ‘fuming from a distance’ photos made me laugh. Stefan is completely oblivious to Archie’s hatred in that picture and Archie is getting himself all worked up over nothing. If he just relaxed, Stefan would probably be his friend. Is it wrong that I am proud of sweet Stefan for not backing down and letting drama puss Archie boss him around? Maybe Archie will mellow out in his old age.
Oh such language! Thank goodness no kittens were out there to overhear that!
Archie’s mouth will write the checks, but Stefan’s whappin’ paw will cash them. – LOLOLOLOL
Isn’t that just the greatest phrase? I hear echoing WHAP! WHAP! sounds at the end of that, like the sound of a cracking whip!
So funny…Robyn is too witty!
my favorite line too