Dewey jumped up on the bed to see…
His favorite big brothers, right there! He thought about it…
And settled in nearby. But then he decided he wasn’t close enough.
He moved closer and sat there for a moment…
He settled in.
“What?” said Dewey.
“Nothing,” said Dennis.
“Why you staring at me, then?” asked Dewey, ready to take offense if the situation called for it.
“I was just thinking that you’re all right, kid,” said Dennis.
“He’s right,” Dewey thought smugly. “I AM all right!”
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Recently, Fred was in the kitchen getting some tortilla chips, and for some reason Alice must have thought it was ham.
She stood up straight and tall.
And she screamed “GIVE ME SOME OF THAT HAM.”
Fred said “Alice, I don’t have any ham!”, but Alice was sure he was fibbing. So Fred had to show her what he had.
::sniff::sniff::SNIFF::SNIFFFFFFF!::
::thlurrrp::
“Well, that’s not ham at all,” said Alice. She stared at Fred for a few more moments, and then stomped off.
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Previously
2016: No entry.
2015: TERRIFYING FERAL KITTEN.
2014: Everyone knows it’s Slinnnnnnkyyyyyyyyy.
2013: Bitsy girl, sometimes you’ve just gotta DANCE, am I right?
2012: “HI MISTER JAKE! HI! I LUB YOU!”
2011: Jake loves to hang out with the babies.
2010: The Cookies, then and now.
2009: No entry.
2008: No entry.
2007: “Valjean! At last, we see each other plain. M’sieur LeMeow, you’ll wear a doggie chaaaaaaaaaaaain!”
2006: No entry.
2005: No entry.