“She’s petting me, but what she doesn’t know is that I dipped the very end of my tail in poo, and I’m flicking it back and forth against her leg. Won’t she be happy when she finds little splatters of poo on her leg later? She’ll NEVER figure it out.”
::Evil laugh::
::Wheeze::
“Is it time to eat?”
“I understand a wee tiny kitten PWNED you. You got kitten poo on your leg and walked around for an hour without knowing it!”
::Mocking laugh::
::Smug::
“What just happened here?”
Sugarbutt, watching the squirrel in the seed cage. That squirrel drives him NUTS.
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Previously
2009: We have new babies!!!
2008: No entry.
2007: No entry.
2006: No entry.
2005: By god I love these kittens, can you tell?