Excellent news – THE COOKIES’ TESTS ALL CAME BACK NEGATIVE!!! YAY!!!!!
“YES, MOTHER, that IS a booger on my forehead! It’s the new cool thing all the kids are doing! GEEZ!”
“No! You go away! This are MY lap for snuggling in!”
“First I stunned him with the ear floof, and then I stole his hat! Take that, fat man!”
“I dub thee… Sir Stinkybutt! HEE HEE HEE!”
He’s not all ear floof. He’s got some pretty impressive whiskers, too!
“Hello, hi, HELLO? I’d like in, please!” I spend half my life letting Maxi in and then out. Then in, then out. In. Out. In. Out. In. Out. Repeat FOREVER. (We do have a cat door in the back door, which she knows very well how to use, but apparently Her Majesty prefers THIS door. Whatever it takes to make the humans jump to serve her.)
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Previously
2008: “Friends, Romans, countrycats, lend me your ears…”
2007: Awesome.
2006: No entry.
2005: THEY ARE HOLDING PAWS!